- Amount of eyebrows increased to 2 from 0.
- Number of "dude, bro" per sentence reduced to 0.5 from 2.5.
- Vlog duration reduced to 10/9/8/7/6 minutes, down from 2 hours.
- Fixed a bug where Aspect of the Hamster could not be turned off.
- Laziness ratio decreased to 50% from 100%.
- Pillow no longer grants Dyrus a confidence bonus.
- No longer gets angry in the presence of a yordle.
Chaox has been relaunched with uptades to his model, his kit, his name and his story. His new name is Wildturtle.
- Grin (Passive)
- Wildturtle smiles permanently, except when he...well no nevermind, he always smiles.
- The leaaague of Draven (Q)
- Wildturtle goes full Draven.
- Wildturtlestance (W)
- Wildturtle gets a shield that prevents trashtalk for 4/5/6 weeks or until he has his first bad game.
- Aggression of the turtle (E)
- On toggle, Wildturtle can only attack ennemy champions, diving them under the nexus, or even behind their computer if he needs to.
- PENTAKIRRR (R)
- Wildturtle gets a pentakill for his first match in the LCS.
- Fixed a bug where the command /taunt would be always turned on, causing Doublelift to call everyone else trash.
- Amount of criticism received from the community increased to way too much/way too much/way too much, up from way too much/way too much/way too much.
- Fixed a bug where HotshotnidaleeGG would not properly kick ma bruda in da ass when I'm playing da lee singa.
- No longer rises from his chair after a pentakill. Actually, no longer gets pentakills.
- Amount of questions answered in his AMA reduced to 0 per week, down from 1558 per week.
- Tooltip now properly displays Elementz as The Bench King.
- Number of coughs increased from 5/6/7/8/9 to cough cough cough COUGH COUGH. Excuse me.
- Blood alcohol content decreased from 0.4 to 0.2.
- Fixed a bug where Saintvicious could not use Smite under certain circonstances (basically when Smite was avalaible).
- Beard's length increased to Gandalf's beard level. Yeah.
- Cooldown of nose-scratch increased to 2 minutes, from 45 seconds.
- Command /laugh now makes Voyboy say "Cya nerds".
- Voice sound intensity during matches reduced to 70 dB down from 150 dB.
- Fixed a bug where scarra would not get the reset.
- Brand of shampoo changed from Garnier Fructis to L'Oréal.
- Something something Dongerz, #heimermechanics, franquerz and other things.